Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Posts: 8221 Location: Fingerlakes - NY usa
The God of the God of the Bible
I created the God of the Bible. I made his life so miserable that he had to create humans to worship him. I drove him to insanity so that he killed people for stupid reasons like being homosexual, not impregnating their dead brother's wife or believing in other Gods. He took pleasure in favoring a certain people and instructing them on how to rape, enslave, and annihilate the other humans he created. Though he has been a very bad demigod, I will forgive him and give him eternal bliss if he will simply believe in me. If he won't believe in me, then I will harshly punish him throughout eternity.