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Mtsar Incorporated



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Post Funny Tsarion Spam: The New Mtsar Blog Reply with quote
Listen here people, The new Mtsar blog is online. Filled with my unique (copyright) wisdom and fictional scholarship.

It features Guest postings from Alex jones and David Shite, even Credo Mutwa features. This is one blog you need to bookmark for all of the remaining days of the age of Aquarius

I look forward to seeing you there, and to your donations of money.
May Shiva shine on us all

Ciao
M




http://mtsar-fringe.blogspot.com/



'Aquarius' is copyright Mtsar


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Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:47 pm
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Post Mtsar: The Origins of Homosexuality Reply with quote
Yes folks, I have previously published this freely distributed bonus content from my Atlantis book on the David Icke forum. Unfortunately, it was removed and my account deleted due to my rather frequent attempts to beat moderators and administrator scum with my length. I then tried to publish it on my 'Mtsar Fringe Blog' but it was deleted by google via some person claiming to be 'the real Mtsar' ... If I ever get my hands on that sick impersonating sexual intercourse I'll rip his imitation trinkets off his face and shove them up his rapture pipe.

The following extract was left off the Atlantis book due to my publisher insisting I keep the tome to 500 pages. What, with the 400 pages of appendixes (copyright other authors), I had to keep my own writings to less than 100 pages. Lazy say some, but those who challenged the man met a tall naked half Brown man on a cold winter night and have never been the same since.

Extract follows:


The Origins of Homosexuality

Long long ago in fictional times, after the Lemurians (of whom we are now descended) had left Atlantis to set up their own high-tech society. The Lemurians (themselves created by scientific tinkering by their Atlantean father race) began to experiment with science.

Thinking that they could perfect the imperfection that the Atlantans had built in to them, and realize their full potential, the Lemurians bred a very advanced form of female. This was a female like no other, a Goddess. Beautiful and fair. but, with one notable difference to her Lemurian brethren: She had no sexual organs. The Lemurians had deduced that the reason for the genetic defects they suffered was through deficiencies embedded into the reproductive functions of their women. Their strategy to negate this was radical, and bold.

Removing the sexual organs of these Goddess maidens meant that artificial insemination was the only way they could be impregnated. And, impregnate them they did with the semen of ten of the most beautiful, and well groomed men in the herd. The candidates were shortlisted in a holographically broadcasted show 'Lemurian Idol' and voted for by telekinesis. This was a truly democratic process, unlike the brutal satanic American system of today. There was only the purest symbolism used on the holographic broadcasting corporations advertising and the children often danced in the shivan waterways at the freedom the symbolism around them rewarded them with.

However, the removal of Sexual organs left an unintended consequence that was not foreseen. It has been anticipated that the newborns would be removed via surgery when fully developed, much like in the modern medical world.. as with no Vaginal or birth canal this was seen as the prudent solution. Complications soon ensued and this became impossible. The limits of fictional scholarship levy heavy here and I cannot go into detail, save only to say that the children were all born through the anus of the maidens, what we call 'yer arse' in East Belfast. This was something of a surprise for the Lemurian scientists, but they were welcomed with celebration (despite the assbirth) and cleaned down and worshipped by all of Lemuria Prime and beyond.

These children were raised like kings. Everyone followed their childhood and adolescence via the holographic blue beaming streaming service and Lemuria waited with baited breath for the time when they could reproduce and find out if the experiment had worked and their children would be free of the Atlantean defects. Disaster struck when disturbing rumors began to circulate of the children, now of sexual maturity, refusing to procreate with each other and instead, the boys chose to fraternize exclusively with each other. Homosexuality was invented. The Lemurian scientists could only deduce that the ass birth had led to the boys having an overwhelming sexual craving for anal pleasure. The maidens who bred these abominations were slain and the children were next in line - however, one was spared by a sympathetic Lemurian scientist who was still proud of his creation despite the negative results. He was sent away in secret to a distant Island, what we now know as Ireland.

The embarrassment over this issue led the Lemurians to give up all hope and abandon science and their civilisation withered and died. However, the actions of that rogue scientist in sparing that one gay boy have forever corrupted mankind. somehow this ass birth procreated and mixed his genetic codes into the fine native population Ireland - which was then exported to America during the potato famine and before long, Homosexuality and ass pleasure was all over the world.

People, even the great Mtsar lives with this anal birth legacy in my blood, we all do. There are times I cannot help but be attracted to the posterior of a fine young man walking down the Bay Area in tight Jeans. I have developed a meditation series on a 5 part audio tape that can be ordered from Taroscopes to help overcome these urges. it has saved me from crimes against the anus. For the remainder of April this series is discounted for all forum members. I also will throw in a free bottle of Rapture Lubricant: 'For when things get nasty' . Get yours now.

It truly is a revelation of fictional scholarship that through its genius, we can truly trace the origins of this most filthy and depraved of all human conditions.
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'Lemurian Idol', 'ass-birth', 'Ireland', 'potato', are copyright Mtsar.
'homosexuality' is copyright Professor Ghey, Lemurian Research Institute.


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Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:53 pm
Mtsar Incorporated



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Now, ye hear do ye, I'm not saying this is confirmed via fictional means - i'm just suggesting that its possible.
This information and the supplied fictional pictorial evidence comes from a good source that I trust. Make up your own minds people. As ever, a good imagination is all thats needed to define the real truth.



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Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:57 pm
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thankyou for giving my posts a valid and worthy home.

I will no longer pollute your forum outside this thread

Ciao
M.

Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:27 pm
edisme
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Humor is always welcomed, as long as it's posted correctly. Wink
Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:56 pm
Mtsar Incorporated



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Cool Bro. Let Lemurian g-force run through your veins
M.



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Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:15 pm
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Sorry, moved again. Don't know where it started, but I think it may not deserve the dump. Sorry for bouncing this around. -lol
Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:14 pm
Mtsar Incorporated



Joined: 16 Sep 2008
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madthumbs wrote:
Sorry, moved again. Don't know where it started, but I think it may not deserve the dump. Sorry for bouncing this around. -lol

You are welcome. As a half-brown romanov Gippo, i'm happy having anywhere to squat and I don't mind moving around. After you have been raised from town to town in an old caravan you will understand.

'Gippo' is copyright Mtsar.

Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:37 am
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Mtsar Incorporated wrote:

'Gippo' is copyright Mtsar.


Actually I heard the term Gippo on a British film called "Grow Your Own" about a small community of allotment gardeners.

Razz
Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:34 am
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